Jeffler Presents Stuff About Things

did u have season seats to the marlies before? if so, where abouts did u sit?

Thu, 31 May 2012 01:23:00 -0400

I had scattered tickets before. I’d never sit in them. My usual hangouts were the top of 116 or the top of 104.

Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk, but I'm feeling just a little stressed out from work. Could you punch me in the stomach? Pull my hair? Spit on me? Maybe gouge my eyes out, yeah?

Thu, 31 May 2012 01:07:16 -0400

Meet me outside.

Who is a better stickhandler? You or Jay Rosehill?

Thu, 31 May 2012 01:06:51 -0400

I’m a pretty awesome stickhandler, but I can’t discredit anyone playing in the pros. The talent level despite roles is insanity. Also, I’m scared of this somehow getting to the locker room and leading to death by Rosie fist damage

are you a virgin?

Thu, 31 May 2012 01:05:12 -0400

My life long goal is to become olive oil, and the best olive oil is extra virgin

do you think joe colborne or jesse blacker would go on a date with me?

Thu, 31 May 2012 01:04:43 -0400

No.

Bullshit, hit that up my nigga, man I handle biz. On fire, like a candle is. When I enter the the room, bitches be buzzin. You know Joe Budden? That nigga my cousin.

Thu, 31 May 2012 01:04:31 -0400

Whatever Aubrey.

Go to sleep.

Thu, 31 May 2012 01:04:21 -0400

No.

Can you please grow your beard until the start of hockey season? Don't shave between now and then.

Thu, 31 May 2012 01:04:10 -0400

That may be pushing it. We’ll see.

Best way to get over an exboyfriend/girlfriend?

Thu, 31 May 2012 01:03:59 -0400

Disregard (fe)males, acquire currency

did you ever think the final would be the kings and devils?

Thu, 31 May 2012 01:03:45 -0400

I was more confident in this matchup happening this year if you asked me two years ago then I was two months ago. It’s sensible yet odd at the same time.

How's the view from Section 113 Row EE at Ricoh?

Thu, 31 May 2012 01:03:17 -0400

Probably solid? Those are platinums at the blue line I think.

I say keep the beard. Maybe it'll grow into something epic like Zach Galifianakis' beard.

Thu, 31 May 2012 01:02:58 -0400

We’ll see.

It's 12:30AM. Talk to me.

Thu, 31 May 2012 00:26:00 -0400

It's 12:30AM. Talk to me.

I think you should shave but leave the stache.

Wed, 30 May 2012 22:28:35 -0400

THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA

I don’t know I hate my stache, I might just be dumb though

Crying because Lidstrom. ;____; Good post. -- Sad Red Wings fan.

Wed, 30 May 2012 22:28:07 -0400

It’s a true loss to hockey as a whole.

In honor of his rumoured retirement.

Wed, 30 May 2012 21:00:00 -0400

In honor of his rumoured retirement.

Thanks for the follow good sir! :)

Wed, 30 May 2012 20:03:38 -0400

And thank YOU for the original follow!

do not shave! but do not pull a d'amigo. only jerry can pull that off.

Wed, 30 May 2012 20:03:28 -0400

His is pure insanity, but he’s also been growing it since January I think

jeffler d'amigo - just shave when the Calder Cup is over,

Wed, 30 May 2012 20:03:14 -0400

Meh, it’s not a playoff beard though. I usually grow one from april till july

Your beard - c'est magnifique

Wed, 30 May 2012 20:02:54 -0400

See, beardman?